Hi, my name is Jerry and I have the worst job in the world. I am a crowd controller at soccer games, and my job is to look out for muzzas and bogan hoons with my back turned towards the game. A skill I have proudly developed over the years is dislocate my eyes to watch the game on the big screen, while my head is turned in the opposite direction.
To pass the time, I think about the sex I never had.
Jerry
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Xman is here. First comment for this awesome blog by an awesome someone with some awesome skills. Well, comments rendered in the future will hopefully be more worthwhile.
haha ur clearly a role model for children all around the world. how'd u get the job anyway? well keep up the good work =]
OMG DEETU IS, LIKE, THE BEST EVA. I LUV THIS MAG BAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
JEERRRY. Thank god for people like jerry. its the hardwork and commitment of people like jerry that makes the world go round.
Jerry is so cool. He is like da bomb. I wanna be just like him. Seriously, all the doctors and lawyers of this world, learn from this guy, admire his ability at persevering through doing nothing at all. Betcha Jerry has a university qualification for such an exhausting career path.
Btw, DEETU is the BEST SHIT EVA!
It actually looks really fun. He just sits there on a seat watching people watch a game.
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